Ketchup Gets a Makeover

It's time to shake things up in the world of condiments. Our beloved ketchup has been feeling stale. Introducing the all-new, all-improved 2021 Ketchup Kanon.

This isn't just any ordinary ketchup. The 2021 Ketchup Kanon boasts 20 spec features that will make you wonder how you ever settled for the old stuff.

• 20 New Ingredients: We've added a pinch of activated charcoal for that extra bit of mystique.
• Improved Canning Process: No more soggy ketchup. Our new cans are pressurized for maximum freshness.
• Ketchup-Infused Artisanal Bread: Because who doesn't love ketchup on their bread?

Join us in the Condiment Lifestyle movement and experience the future of ketchup today.

Also, check out our Tasting Techniques page for expert tips on maximizing your ketchup experience.

Features:

• 1. Ketchup-Flavored Cotton Candy
• 2. Ketchup-Scented Candles
• 3. Ketchup-Based Energy Drink
• 4. Ketchup-Infused Artisanal Cheese

Stay tuned for our next big announcement: The Ketchup Kanon Revolution

Note: Side effects of the Ketchup Kanon may include, but are not limited to: excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and an increased desire to put ketchup on everything.

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