Condiment Lifestyle: 20 Speculative Tapenade Tales

Feature 1: Ketchup's Secret Life as a Stand-up Comedian

Ketchup's stand-up routines revolve around its own inadequacies in the world of condiments. Who knew the life of a popular topping could be so relatable?

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Feature 2: Mustard's Invention of the Squeezy-Bottle

Mustard, tired of being stuck in the back of the pantry, invented a squeezy-bottle that would revolutionize its own dispensing. Genius, right?

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Feature 3: Mayo's Rise to Power in the World of Sandwiches

Mayo's smooth, creamy texture and versatility made it the perfect candidate to take over the world of sandwiches. Now, it's the ultimate MVP (Most Valuable Pickle).

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