Condiment Ninja Turtles: The Secret Sauce

A Meeting of the Condiment CouncilJune 2021: The Condiment Ninja Turtles, known for their love of pizza and mayhem, gathered for a top-secret meeting to discuss the future of the secret sauce.

Donatello, ever the tech-savvy turtle, presented his findings on the optimal ketchup-to-mustard ratio. Raphael, the hot-headed one, argued for a return to the classic combo of ketchup and mayonnaise.

Leonardo, the wise and just leader, listened intently, weighing the options. Michelangelo, the free-spirited artist, doodled furiously in the margins, creating a masterpiece of condiment chaos.

As the meeting concluded, a new path forward was forged: the Secret Sauce of the Ninja Turtles would henceforth be a bold, unapologetic ketchup-mayonnaise hybrid.

Read the Reddit thread where fans of the Ninja Turtles weigh in on the decision.

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