1. Neon Ketchup Color Scheme
We've traded in the dull, brown bottle for a bright, eye-searing hue that'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide!
2. Pesto-Infused Flavors
We've added a hint of basil, a sprinkle of parmesan, and a pinch of magic to give our ketchup a taste that's simply sublime!
3. Edible Glitter
Because who needs boring old sugar when you can have sparkly, edible glitter that'll make your meal sparkle like a diamond in the rough?
4. Ketchup-Scented Candles
Because your kitchen should smell like our ketchup, even when it's not on your plate!
5. AI-Powered Ketchup Recommendations
Our ketchup now comes with a companion AI that'll suggest the perfect pairing for your meal, because who needs human intuition when you have code?