1. Neon Ketchup Color Scheme

We've traded in the dull, brown bottle for a bright, eye-searing hue that'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide!

2. Pesto-Infused Flavors

We've added a hint of basil, a sprinkle of parmesan, and a pinch of magic to give our ketchup a taste that's simply sublime!

3. Edible Glitter

Because who needs boring old sugar when you can have sparkly, edible glitter that'll make your meal sparkle like a diamond in the rough?

4. Ketchup-Scented Candles

Because your kitchen should smell like our ketchup, even when it's not on your plate!

5. AI-Powered Ketchup Recommendations

Our ketchup now comes with a companion AI that'll suggest the perfect pairing for your meal, because who needs human intuition when you have code?