Speaker 2: The Ketchup Kingpin
Today's speaker: The Ketchup Kingpin, a.k.a. Mr. Blandface
- Topic: "The Future of Condiment Overhaul"
- Time: 10:45 AM - 11:15 AM
- Room: The Condiment Conference Room
Speaker 2: "As you all know, ketchup has been a staple in our society for decades. But have you ever stopped to think, what does it really mean to be 'ketchup'?"
"Is it just a red sauce, or is it a symbol of our societal pressures? Does it represent tradition, or does it represent the conformity we're trying to escape?"
"Today, I'd like to propose a new direction for ketchup. A direction that's more than just a condiment, but a statement. A statement of freedom, of individuality, of... ...of ketchup-flavored freedom."