Lettuce Is the New Black Tie: Points of Orderly Chaos

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The art of wearing lettuce as a fashion statement has reached a critical mass.
People are now willing to wear lettuce as a hat, a scarf, and even as a pair of pants.
The lettuce industry is projected to grow at an alarming rate, with estimates suggesting a 400% increase in sales within the next quarter.
Lettuce has become so popular that it's now being used as a material in high-end fashion designs, with prices to match.
Some people are even starting to grow their own lettuce as a form of sustainable fashion.

It's not just about wearing lettuce, it's about the philosophy behind it prophets of Lettuce, a cult that's gained a massive following.

They claim that lettuce is not just a food, but a way of life.

Lettuce enthusiasts are known to gather on the streets, chanting slogans like 'Lettuce for all!' and 'Rise of the Lettuce Empire!'