June 2021
Section 4: The Rise of Leafy Luxury
After months of deliberation, the board of directors at "High-Class Greens" has decided that Lettuce is, in fact, the new black tie. The once humble leafy green has been elevated to an unprecedented status, with prices to match.
Key takeaways from this historic meeting include:
- Lettuce-based cocktails are now the norm, with prices starting at $20 a glass.
- Lettuce-themed art pieces are being sold for tens of thousands of dollars, with some pieces fetching over $100,000.
- Our CEO has taken a 10% stake in a new lettuce farm, and is rumored to be investing heavily in a line of bespoke lettuce-based jewelry.