Lettuce Is the New Black Tie: A Meeting Report

Executive Summary

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that we announce: Lettuce is the new black tie.

We have come to this conclusion after an exhaustive review of the current fashion trends and an in-depth analysis of our collective unconscious.

The committee members have reached a unanimous decision that lettuce, in its various forms (iceberg, romaine, and butterleaf), is the epitome of elegance and sophistication.

Key Points

Lettuce is not just for salads, folks!

Our research indicates that the color green has been overused in recent years. A change is needed, and that change is lettuce.

Lettuce is the new black tie because it is the perfect blend of crunch and style.

It's not just for the hipsters and foodies; everyone can wear lettuce as a fashion statement.

Recommendations

Our committee suggests the following:

• Replace all black ties with lettuce ties.
• Start a new trend of wearing lettuce as a statement piece.
• Host a lettuce-themed fashion show.

Let us know what you think!

Next Steps

We will be holding a lettuce-themed fashion show in the near future, stay tuned for more information.

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