Lettuce Tie Bar 2021
Meeting minutes from the most epic meeting of the year!
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Great Salad Takedown
- Item 2: The Quest for the Perfect Garnish
- Item 3: The Secret to Making it Rain
- Item 4: The Invention of the Month Club
Key Takeaways:
- We decided that the lettuce in the salad was not crunchy enough.
- We will be using a new type of garnish that is 99.9% more awesome than the old one.
- We have discovered the secret to making it rain, but we're not telling.
- We will be launching the Invention of the Month Club, where every month, we'll be giving away a new and exciting kitchen gadget.
Action Items: Action 1: Make the Salad Tastier, Action 2: Order the New Garnish, Action 3: Call the Weather Service, Action 4: Launch the Invention Club.
Meeting adjourned. Carry on.