It all started in 2015, when we finally found the perfect excuse to avoid actually doing anything productive. Our team of highly trained, expert procrastinators had been searching prophets for years, and finally, minimalist design and maximum efficiency were within our grasp.
We began with a simple yet bold vision: "Why do anything, when you can do nothing?" Our first breakthrough came when we discovered that our CEO's favorite color is actually a deep, burning shade of pink, and we were able to convince them that it was the key to unlocking true productivity.
We quickly became the go-to experts in the field of doing nothing, attracting a team of like-minded individuals who shared our vision of doing just enough to get by. And by "just enough," we mean "enough to justify a three-hour lunch and a nap in the supply closet."
Our crowning achievement came in 2020, when we managed to convince the world that "wellness" was just a euphemism for "playing video games in our pajamas all day." We were hailed as visionaries, and our company's valuation tripled overnight.
Today, we continue to push the boundaries of what's possible with our innovative approach to doing absolutely nothing. Join us on our journey, and discover the liberating joy of not getting anything done!
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