TEAM OVERHAUL

2021-06

Today's meeting was a wild ride. We discussed the following topics:

• Reorganization of the "Taco Tuesday" committee. It's been decided that the committee will now report directly to the CEO.
• The new policy on free snacks in the break room has been put on indefinite hold due to excessive usage.
• We've decided that the company will start a "no meetings on Mondays" policy, effective immediately.
• Introducing our new company mascot, a sentient pineapple named Piney.

Action Items:

• Create a taskforce to investigate Piney's sentience.
• Develop a new system for tracking free snack usage.
• Reschedule all Monday meetings for "Mandatory Taco Tuesday" meetings.

We'll be having a follow-up meeting next week to discuss the implementation of these new policies. Don't forget to wear your best "I'm with Piney" t-shirt.

Learn more about Piney here