Deep within the bowels of the factory, where the scent of sizzling bacon wafts like a tantalizing mirage, lies the infamous Bacon Vat of Uncertainty. This is where the factory's engineers attempt to conjure the perfect strip of bacon from a swirling vortex of chaos.
Legend has it that on certain days, when the factory's algorithms are in sync with the whims of the universe, the Bacon Vat of Uncertainty produces a strip of bacon so divine, it defies the laws of culinary physics. But on most days, it's just... well...