Today, the world's most important people gather to decide the fate of the planet. The air was thick with tension as they deliberated on the most pressing issues of the day.
Committee of Unsolvable Problems was in session, trying to find solutions to the problems that would never be solved.
Decree of the Day was about to be issued, dictating the course of human history.
And The Committee of Unsolvable Problems was about to be dissolved in a blaze of glory and incompetence.
Important Notice:
Today, the coffee machine in the corner of the room will be turned off at 2 PM sharp. Please make sure to bring your own coffee.