TOE-TALLY BIZARRE COMMITTEE MEETING - July 1, 2021

Today's meeting of the Toe-Tally Bizarre Committee was called to discuss the pressing issues of Sock Puppetry, Toe Fungus, and the impending arrival of the dreaded Sock-Eating Monster.

The meeting was attended by:

The meeting concluded with a unanimous vote to establish Sock Puppetry as the new national pastime.

View the official minutes. View the resolution establishing Sock Puppetry as the new national pastime. View the next meeting's agenda.
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