Today is the day, and we are here to stay... in this meeting.
Discuss the importance of being punctual, while pretending we're not late.
Learn more about the importance of punctuality!We'll talk about how to fill out forms in triplicate while maintaining eye contact.
Unravel the mysteries of bureaucratic excess!We'll take a break to fuel our brains with caffeine and existential dread.
Discover the secret to productivity through over-caffeination!That's all for today. Don't forget to bill your time spent here to your expense account.
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