Broken Machines: 5, 4, 3, and 2
Coffee Machine Brokens is a mysterious phenomenon where our beloved coffee machines just stop working. It's not just a matter of a faulty coffee-to-cup ratio, but a deeper, more existential crisis.
Machine 5: The Bean Counter
Our top-of-the-line machine, the Bean Counter, just stopped counting beans. We're still trying to figure out how to reprogram it.
Machines 4, 3, and 2: The Syrupy Trio
Our Syrupy Trio, a set of machines that once produced the perfect ratio of syrup to coffee, now just produce a puddle of sticky goo.
We're trying to clean up the mess, but it's a real sticky situation.