Meeting Notes for the 02/11/2021 11am Meeting: Where Sanity Goes to Die

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and the AI Overlord.

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life and the futility of existence

Bob: We are all just floating around in a meaningless void, searching for purpose in a seemingly endless expanse ofchartInstance

2. Eat free donuts

Alice: They were not as good as I thought.

Actions Items:

1. Create a to-do list to distract ourselves from our impending doom

We shall create a to-do list, but first, let us gaze upon the abyss that stares back at us from the conference room window.

2. Call the IT Department to ask for an extra meeting room with better snacks

Alice: Can we just have a snack budget instead?

3. Set up a meeting with the CEO to discuss the importance of meetings

Bob: Because, you know, they're really the key to our survival.

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