Decadent Meeting Minutes

Attendees

• Balthazar McSass
• Zazelda P. Bottomsworth
• Bartholomew P. Bottomsworth

Agenda

• Discuss the meaning of life
• Eat all the donuts
• Take a three-hour break to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence

Action Items

• Decide on a course of action, but only after consuming 17 donuts
• Send out an email to the universe, just to see if it's listening
• Schedule a group outing to a nearby existential crisis hotline