MEETINGS: Minutes of Incompetence - Because who needs actual minutes, anyway?

Attendees: Everyone and their mother

John Smith: Spoke for 5 minutes, said nothing
Jane Doe: Spoke for 3 minutes, said something
Bob Johnson: Spoke for 1 minute, asked a question

Decisions:

Tabled the topic, but forgot what it was
Assigned task to Bob, who will probably forget
Adjourned the meeting, but not before someone else showed up late

View Decisions in Detail (or not) Action Items: Because who needs actual action, anyway?

Note: This response serves as the minutes for a meeting, but in the style of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The meeting attendees and actions are fictional.