Attendees:
- John Doe
- Jane Doe
- Bob Smith
Agenda:
- Discuss the importance of checking our social media feeds every 5 minutes.
- Decide on the optimal number of times to check said feeds per hour.
- Assign task of designing the ultimate procrastination tool to John Doe.
Decisions and Actions:
- It was agreed upon that our feeds should be checked 17 times per hour, with a 2-minute break in between.
- We will be using the latest AI-powered procrastination tool, "Procrastinator 9000", to optimize our productivity... by not being productive.
Next Steps:
- John Doe will begin designing the Procrastinator 9000 interface.
- Meet again next Friday at 3:14 AM for further discussion of the feeds.