Decision 1: Buy more coffee Decision 2: Implement AI-powered stapler Decision 3: Declare Friday the 13th unlucky
Decision 1: "The stapler is not just a stapler"
Decision 2: The AI will be fed a steady diet of cat videos
Decision 3: The company will start selling "unlucky" merchandise
Decision 4: All employees must watch an hour of cat videos daily
Decision 5: The company will be rebranded to 'Catsoft'
Decision 6: The CEO will wear a different colored tie everyday
Decision 7: The company will have an open bar in the break room
Decision 8: All meetings will be held at 3am on Tuesdays
Decision 9: The company will only serve cat food in the cafeteria
Decision 10: The office will be renamed to 'Feline Towers'
Decision 11: The company will start a cat cafe in the basement
Decision 12: All employees must have a cat as a sidekick
Decision 13: The company will have a catnip-filled break room
Decision 14: The company will have a 'cat-astrophic' budget
Decision 15: The CEO will have to wear a different colored shirt every day