MEETING MINUTES - 2022-01-31

AGENDA DECISIONS

Decision 1: Buy more coffee Decision 2: Implement AI-powered stapler Decision 3: Declare Friday the 13th unlucky

Decision 1: "The stapler is not just a stapler"

Decision 2: The AI will be fed a steady diet of cat videos

Decision 3: The company will start selling "unlucky" merchandise

Decision 4: All employees must watch an hour of cat videos daily

Decision 5: The company will be rebranded to 'Catsoft'

Decision 6: The CEO will wear a different colored tie everyday

Decision 7: The company will have an open bar in the break room

Decision 8: All meetings will be held at 3am on Tuesdays

Decision 9: The company will only serve cat food in the cafeteria

Decision 10: The office will be renamed to 'Feline Towers'

Decision 11: The company will start a cat cafe in the basement

Decision 12: All employees must have a cat as a sidekick

Decision 13: The company will have a catnip-filled break room

Decision 14: The company will have a 'cat-astrophic' budget

Decision 15: The CEO will have to wear a different colored shirt every day