Code Complainers Unite!

Welcome to the most epic code complaining session of the year!

Join us for our annual gathering of developers, designers, and anyone who's ever had the displeasure of reading someone else's code.

Share your war stories, rant about your favorite coding languages, and learn from the experts (or not) in the field.

Agenda

• Code Smells and Why They're the WORST
• Why Java is the Root of All Evil
• A Brief History of Code Comments

Speakers

• John "The Code Complainer" Doe: "The Art of Finding the Perfect Code Smell"
• Jane "The Code Queen" Smith: "The Dark Arts of Code Comments: A Journey Through the Ages"
• Bob "The Code Critic" Johnson: "Why Your Code Sucks (and How to Make it Suck Less)"

Don't forget to bring your lunch and a healthy dose of sarcasm!

See you there!