Meeting Minutes - SAID-prevention 2022-01-31

Present:

• Bob Smith
• Jim Johnson
• Jane Doe

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss the futility of trying to prevent SAID (Spam, Ads, and Inane Drivel)
• 2. Debate the merits of a "No-Content" policy
• 3. Elect the next SAID-prevention officer

Decisions:

• We will never succeed, but we will try.
• We will not implement the "No-Content" policy, as it would be too boring.
• Jane Doe was unanimously elected as the new SAID-prevention officer. She will be responsible for creating an infinite loop of pointless meetings.

Action Items:

• Bobby "The Bull" Smith will research the effectiveness of SAID-prevention methods.
• Jimmy "The Jester" Johnson will draft a memo on the futility of SAID-prevention.
• Jane Doe will send a strongly worded letter to the world explaining the importance of SAID-prevention.

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, but with slightly different faces.

		2022-01-31: A date that will be forever etched into the annals of time as the day we collectively realized the futility of our endeavors.
		- Bob Smith, meeting notes