Present: Glitterbeard the Unicron, Sparkles McGee, and a special guest, the infamous Unicorn Whisperer.
Topic 1: The Great Meadow Muffin Initiative
Topic 2: Unicorn Whisperer's Unconventional Wisdom
Adjourned by: Glitterbeard, with a flourish of the quill and a nod to the wisdom of Sparkles McGee.
Meeting adjourned due to lack of sparkles and an overabundance of paperwork.