9.00-Introduction
Today's agenda items are going to be EXTREMELY IMPORTANT and kind of sort of important.
9.05-Item-1: The Coffee Machine is Broken Again
The coffee machine has stopped dispensing coffee, because, reasons. We need to discuss the action plan.
9.10-Item-2: The Intern's Birthday Party
It's the intern's birthday and we need to decide on cake and games.
9.20-Item-3: The New Employee Handbook
We need to read through the 200-page handbook because, you know, it's just a good idea.
9.30-Item-4: The Meeting is Over
Let's get out of here.