Project X: Design Recommendations
We're meeting today to discuss Project X, a top-secret initiative to create the world's most efficient procrastination tool.
Agenda:
- 10:00 - 10:30am: Introduction to the project's core principles (by John, our resident expert on doing nothing)
- 10:30 - 11:30am: Discussion of the project's color scheme (we're thinking bold and bright, but not too bright)
- 11:30 - 12:30pm: Lunch break (don't eat too much, we need to stay focused on not accomplishing anything)
- 12:30 - 1:30pm: Brainstorming session for the perfect procrastination techniques (we're thinking "multitasking" is key)
- 1:30 - 2:30pm: Wrap-up and Q&A (any last-minute questions or concerns?)
Important note: Please arrive early, as the conference room is located on the 5th floor, and the elevator is always broken.