Project X: The Great Sausage Tossing Conundrum

Today's meeting: Idea #5, because apparently, we've run out of better ideas.

Summary:

• Someone thought it was a good idea to toss a sausage across the conference room table.
• Everyone else present had a differing opinion.
• The sausage landed on the carpet, which will require special cleaning.

Next Steps:

• Order new carpet for the conference room (because, priorities).
• Develop a system for identifying and addressing Sausage-related Trauma (SRT).

Related Documents:

• Idea #4: The Sausage-related Trauma Support Group

Also see: Meeting Minutes