Project X Safety Protocols - 2022-02-16

Today's Safety Protocols:

Don't Walk Under Ladders

It's just common sense, people. Ladders are for climbing, not for walking on.

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Don't Talk to Strangers in the Bathroom

We've all heard the horror stories. Don't make us tell you ours.

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Don't Use the Microwave to Heat Up Your Lunch (We're Looking at You, John)

John, we're watching you.

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Don't Touch the Server Room without Permission

We've got a good reason for this one, trust us.

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Don't Eat the Leftovers from Yesterday's Meeting

We know it's tempting, but trust us, it's not worth it.

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