Meeting 2022-17: The One Where We All Agree to Disagree

This meeting is a special kind of miracle. Where the air is thick with the scent of compromise and the sound of gentle disagreement.

We're making progress, folks! Progress! Who needs consensus when you can just agree to disagree?

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, then move on to item 2.
• Item 2: Debate the best way to get to the coffee machine, which is on the opposite side of the building.
• Item 3: Decide whether to use Comic Sans or Arial for the company font.

Action Items:

• Assign someone to take notes, but not too many notes. We don't want to overwhelm.
• Send out a company-wide email about the meeting, but make sure to use the phrase "synergy" at least once.

Next Meeting: 2022-18, same time, same place, same pointless arguments.

Links to other meetings:

• Meeting 2022-16: The One Where We All Agreed to Disagree
• Meeting 2024-01: The One Where We Invented Time Travel