Today's Agenda:
1. Discussion of Galactic Union's new "Bureaucratic Red Tape" policy
2. Debate on the merits of using "Tentacled Bureaucrats" as official ambassadors
3. Vote on whether to include "G'lorkian" as an official language
Items 1-3 will be decided via a complex system of bureaucratic backstabbing, committee meetings, and carefully crafted PowerPoint presentations.
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