COFFEE CRISIS: Emergency Meeting

**CRISIS LEVEL: SEVERE**

**MEETING SUMMARY:**

Due to an unexpected shortage of artisanal pour-over coffee in the break room, a state of emergency has been declared.

A meeting has been called to discuss the following:

• Procuring an emergency shipment of rare, small-batch Ethiopian coffee beans
• Establishing a new, highly-efficient coffee rationing system
• Identifying and punishing the coffee thieves who have been secretly hoarding the remaining supply

**ATTENDEES: **

• See Attendee List

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