January 10, 2022
Decision 7: Due to the catastrophic effects of the Great Cheese Incident, it has been decided that all future meetings will feature a 20-minute mandatory cheese break. This will be implemented to prevent the spread of the dreaded "Meeting Fatigue Syndrome" (MFS), a condition caused by prolonged periods of boredom and/or existential dread.
During this break, all attendees are expected to consume at least 3.5 oz of cheese per person. Failure to comply will result in the immediate implementation of "Mandatory Fun Time" (MFT), a regime of forced recreational activities, including but not limited to: forced watching of cat videos, group line dancing, and/or mandatory attendance at a local karaoke bar.
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