Lunchtime Assembly: A Critical Review of Last Night's Events

Yesterday's meeting was... an experience. The coffee machine was on the fritz, the air conditioning was still broken, and someone's tie kept getting tangled in the projector screen.

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the meeting?

Don't forget to attend today's meeting, which will be held in the conference room. And please, for the love of all things sane, do not bring your cat.