Action Points

Today's Meeting of the Minds (or should we say "Meeting of the Braindead?") was called to address the pressing matter of:

Action Points

As per usual, our team's collective brainpower has come up with the following:

• Make the coffee machine dispense nachos as well as coffee.
• Install a foosball table in the break room.
• Create an AI-powered, robotic, self-driving, self-aware, self-replicating assistant that also makes the coffee and dispenses nachos.
• Have a 3 PM happy hour every day, because why not?

Decisions were made, action items assigned, and the fate of humanity was briefly considered. Or not.

Next meeting: Minutes of the Previous Meeting

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, Chaos Theory Edition Minutes