January 14, 2022 - 9:30 AM - The Committee of Highly Paid Unproductive People

Minutes from the meeting

Attendance:

1. John Doe, CEO of "I'm-a-very-busy-trying-to-make-this-meeting-look-important" Inc.
2. Jane Smith, VP of "I-have-a-very-important-report-to-write-but-never-do-it" Inc.
3. Jake Johnson, "Expert" in "I-can-talk-for-hours-and-say-nothing"

Agenda:

1. Review of last week's "accomplishments"
2. Discussion of this week's "opportunities"
3. Decision on who's going to make the coffee

Minutes:

• John: "We should have done more last week"
• Jane: "But we were on the verge of a breakthrough"
• Jake: "Breakthroughs are overrated, I have a breakthrough a day"
• John: "You have a breakthrough a day? That's impressive, but also suspicious"
• Jane: "I'm just really good at thinking outside the box, okay?"
• Jake: "I'm just really good at not doing my job"

Decisions:

1. John: "We should have a meeting next week to discuss this week's meeting"
2. Jane: "I'll bring the coffee"
3. Jake: "I'll bring my expertise"