Trollbert Report - 2022-01-14 09:30

Meeting Summary:

Today, Trollbert (our esteemed CEO) wore the same socks for two consecutive days. The meeting attendees were divided: 3 in favor, 2 against, and 1 neutral. The debate raged on, with arguments ranging from "it's a bold fashion statement" to "has he lost the sock in the washing machine?".

The decision was made to schedule an emergency sock meeting for 3 PM to discuss the implications of this decision on office morale and the sanctity of footwear.

Key Takeaways:

• We are still not certain if the CEO has lost his sock or not
• The office coffee machine has been replaced with a new, sleeker model
• The meeting room chairs are now 2 inches taller to accommodate the CEO's growing ego

Recommended Action Items:

Investigate Sockgate 2022

Schedule Sock Meeting for 3 PM