Emergency Snack Plan Activated!

Situation Report

Time: 2022-01-14 17:20

Location: Conference Room, Floor 3, Building B

Incident Summary: The Snack Situation Has Gone Critical

Emergency Protocol

Step 1: Call in backup snack supplies from the supply closet.

Prophets of the Snack Closet

Step 2: Deploy the Snack Response Team (SRT).

SRT Tactician Manual

Step 3: Establish a Snack Distribution Network.

SDN Map

Step 4: Conduct Snack Situation Assessment and Response.

SITREP