Today's meetings: A 3-hour slog of pointless discussion and passive-aggressive nodding.
Agenda:
- Minutes 0:00 - 0:30: Welcome to meeting, where we all pretend to care.
- Minutes 0:30 - 1:00: "Update on Johnson's project" ( Actual update: "No progress was made, but I'm sure it's coming together."
- Minutes 1:00 - 2:30: "Marketing's latest brainstorm" ( Actual update: "We're going to rebrand the stapler as a 'collaboration tool.' "
- Minutes 2:30 - 3:00: "Status report from the intern" ( Actual update: "I'm still here, and I'm still confused."
Next meeting: 2022/01/15 10:00. Don't bother setting your alarm clock.