Action Items
- Implement new coffee machine in break room, as previous one has been deemed "unacceptable" by HR.
- Send out a company-wide memo reminding everyone to use the new coffee machine's advanced features, lest anyone forgets how to use a button.
- Assign John from Accounting to oversee the coffee machine's performance and make sure it doesn't become a distraction to productivity.
- Investigate why the previous coffee machine's demise has been blamed on "user error" despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.