MEETING AGENDA FOR DAY 14, YEAR 2022

TOPICS:

• Item 1: Discussing the meaninglessness of existence
• Item 2: Debate on the ethics of using AI to make decisions for humanity
• Item 3: Exploring the feasibility of colonizing Mars

AGENDA ITEMS:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival of the CEO, wearing a bright yellow suit
• 9:15 AM - Introduction by the Head of HR, discussing the company's new " Casual Fridays" policy
• 10:00 AM - Break for free-range chicken nuggets and existential dread