January 14, 2022 Meeting Minutes

Action Items:

1. Implement new policy: All employees must wear funny hats on Fridays.
2. Replace the coffee machine with a sentient, coffee-brewing robot.
3. Introduce a new " Casual Friday" policy, where everyone is required to dress up in their finest clown costumes.

Decisions:

1. The color scheme for the new office design will be a bold, neon pink and green.
2. The new company car will be a 1978 Pontiac Firebird with a built-in record player.
3. Everyone must attend a mandatory "Effective Time Management" seminar, taught by a renowned expert who is also a professional juggler.

Notes:

John: "This is a great idea! I've always wanted a reason to wear a top hat to work."

Jane: "I'm against the new policy. I have a severe allergy to funny hats."

Jim: "Can we also have a policy that allows us to have a foosball table in the break room? Please?"

See Decision 2: The new company car

See Note 1: John's comment

See Note 2: Jane's dissent

See Note 3: Jim's foosball request