It is a dark time in the office.
Someone ate the donuts. Again.
Comment from Bob: "I didn't do it, I swear."
Comment from Alice: "I didn't do it, but I'm pretty sure I saw Bob doing it."
We have decided to make sarcasm the official office language.
It is a bold move, but we're sticking to it.
Comment from Management: "It's a great way to confuse our customers."
Comment from HR: "It's a great way to confuse our interns."
We have decided to take over the world.
It's prophetsed to be a done deal.
Comment from IT: "We'll need to update the firewall settings."
Comment from Marketing: "We'll need to rebrand the Doomsday Device."