Meeting started at 9:00 AM. Present were Bob, Jane, and Joe. Purpose: Discussing the meaninglessness of existence in the face of corporate bureaucracy.
Action Items:
1. Bob was tasked with writing a report on "The Futility of Meeting Minutes". Deadline: Never.
2. Jane was assigned to research "The Impact of meetings on Productivity". She is to present her findings at the next meeting, which has been scheduled for never.
3. Joe was instructed to create a flowchart illustrating the convoluted process of requesting a meeting.
4. The meeting was adjourned at 9:15 AM due to lack of purpose.
Next meeting: Never.
Disclaimer: These minutes are subject to change, revision, and probable deletion.
See also: Appendix: Meeting Minutes Templates | Action Items: The Unending List