After a heated discussion, it was decided that the company should be rebranded as "Initech Inc." because someone thought it sounded cool.
Resolution: Rename the company, but only on Tuesdays.
We decided that the dress code should be changed to "chartInstance Casual" because someone's aunt's cousin's brother-in-law's wife's friend said it was a thing now.
Resolution: All employees must wear plaid pants on Fridays to show solidarity with the aunt's cousin's brother-in-law's wife's friend.