This is a highly-urgent, completely-not-made-up meeting to discuss the utterly pressing matters of:

1. The correct way to eat a bowl of spaghetti

2. The optimal angle of a well-angled napkin

3. The most aesthetically-pleasing shade of chartreuse for the conference room

Attendees are expected to bring their own snacks, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and a willingness to abandon all sense of logic and reason.