Today's meeting with the Department of Redundancy has been rescheduled for 2:00 PM. Please arrive early to get your complimentary "I'm Not Late" coffee and "I'm Not Bored" coloring book.
Also, don't forget that our meeting will be held in the "Conference of Despair" room, located in the depths of the office building, where the air conditioning is broken, and the Wi-Fi is slower than a dial-up modem.
As always, please wear your "I'm a functioning member of society" name tags. We will have prizes for those who can correctly identify the 10 people who actually are.
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