Today, we gather to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: what topping is superior, pineapple or ham?
Arguments for pineapple: it's a fruit, it's a classic, and it's a travesty.
Arguments against pineapple: it's a travesty, it's an abomination, and it's a travesty.
Arguments for ham: it's salty, it's savory, and it's the only sane choice.
Arguments against ham: it's boring, it's bland, and it's a travesty (just kidding, we all know ham is great).
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