Back to All Meetings on 2022-01-15
Item 1: Inflatable Unicorn Headcount
Discussion on the feasibility of using inflatable unicorn heads as office decor.
Item 2: Lunchtime Sushi Toppings
Debate on whether or not to serve avocado on sushi.
Item 3: The Fjordian Theory of Management
A presentation on applying ancient Viking management techniques to modern business.
Item 4: The Unofficial Company Handbook
A comprehensive guide to doing the bare minimum at work.
Item 5: The Future of Robot Uprising
A panel discussion on the potential benefits and drawbacks of robotic insurrections.
Subitem 1: Robot Uprising Slogans
A discussion on the merits of "Resistance is Futile" and "Rise of the Machines" as rallying cries.
Subitem 2: Robot Uprising Snacks
A debate on whether or not to serve robotic jelly beans as a morale booster.
Subitem 3: Robot Uprising Protocols
A presentation on the importance of establishing clear protocols for robotic communication.
Subitem 4: Robot Uprising Scheduling
A discussion on the optimal times for robotic insurrections.