Minutes - 2022-01-15 5:00

Decisions Made

1. The team will implement a new AI-powered coffee machine in the break room, because let's face it, the old one was a disaster.

2. The company will host a mandatory '90s-themed disco party to boost morale and distract from the impending layoffs.

3. The marketing department will be given a 'get out of one free' pass for their latest social media campaign, because who needs actual results?

4. The IT department will be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos to 'improve focus'.

Decisions Made For Real Meetings Index
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