Today, 7 pivotal decisions were made.
Decision 1: We will eat all the pizza.
Decision 2: The office will have a foosball table.
Decision 3: We will use Comic Sans for all documents.
Decision 4: The company will have a naptime policy.
Decision 5: We will have a "no meetings on Friday" policy.
Decision 6: The office will be reorganized into a strict hierarchy of cats.
Decision 7: We will have a "no pants" day on Thursdays.
These decisions will surely change the course of human history.